SlowlySinking
Master Chief Petty Officer
- Joined
- Oct 31, 2002
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Some "Senior" personal ads seen in Florida and Arizona newspapers: who says seniors don't have a sense of humor?<br /><br />FOXY LADY: Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty, 80's slim, 5' 4"(used to be 5' 6"), searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing <br />companion. Matching white shoes and belt a plus.<br /><br />LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness, fainting, <br />shortness of breath not a problem.<br /><br />SERENITY NOW: I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and meditation. If you are the silent type, let's get together, <br />take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.<br /><br />WINNING SMILE: Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.<br /><br />BEATLES OR STONES? I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were <br />a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen, let's get together and listen to my eight-track<br />tapes.<br /><br />MINT CONDITION: Male, 1922, high mileage, good condition, some hair, many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves. Isn't in running <br />condition, but walks well.<br /><br />MEMORIES: I can usually remember Monday through Thursday. If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two heads together. <br /><br /> 
