She was Soooooooo Blonde<br />* She thought a quarterback was a refund.<br />* She thought General Motors was in the army.<br />* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.<br />* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.<br />* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote "Sagittarius."<br /><br />She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde...<br />* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.<br />* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.<br />* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."<br /><br />She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...<br />* She tripped over a cordless phone.<br />* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."<br />* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."<br />* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.<br /><br />She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...<br />* She studied for a blood test.<br />* She sold the car for gas money.<br />* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.<br />* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she turned around and went home.<br /><br />She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...<br />* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.<br />* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.<br />* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.<br />* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In Front."<br /><br /><br />She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...<br />* She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company
<br /><br />Works for Aggies too.<br /><br />Ken
