Happy Thanksgiving<br /><br />'TWAS THE NIGHT OF THANKSGIVING,<br />BUT I JUST COULDN'T SLEEP<br />I TRIED COUNTING BACKWARDS,<br />I TRIED COUNTING SHEEP.<br /><br />THE LEFTOVERS BECKONED -<br />THE DARK MEAT AND WHITE<br />BUT I FOUGHT THE TEMPTATION<br />WITH ALL OF MY MIGHT<br /><br />TOSSING AND TURNING<br />WITH ANTICIPATION<br />THE THOUGHT OF A SNACK<br />BECAME INFATUATION.<br /><br />SO, I RACED TO THE KITCHEN,<br />FLUNG OPEN THE DOOR<br />AND GAZED AT THE FRIDGE,<br />FULL OF GOODIES GALORE.<br /><br />GOBBLED UP TURKEY<br />AND BUTTERED POTATOES,<br />PICKLES AND CARROTS,<br />BEANS AND TOMATOES.<br /><br />I FELT MYSELF SWELLING<br />SO PLUMP AND SO ROUND,<br />'TIL ALL OF A SUDDEN,<br />I ROSE OFF THE GROUND.<br /><br />I CRASHED THROUGH THE CEILING,<br />FLOATING INTO THE SKY<br />WITH A MOUTHFUL OF PUDDING<br />AND A HANDFUL OF PIE.<br /><br />BUT, I MANAGED TO YELL<br />AS I SOARED PAST THE TREES....<br />HAPPY EATING TO ALL - <br />PASS THE CRANBERRIES, PLEASE.<br /><br />MAY YOUR STUFFING BE TASTY,<br />MAY YOUR TURKEY BE PLUMP.<br />MAY YOUR POTATOES 'N GRAVY<br />HAVE NARY A LUMP <br /><br />MAY YOUR YAMS BE DELICIOUS<br />MAY YOUR PIES TAKE THE PRIZE,<br />MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING DINNER<br />STAY OFF OF YOUR THIGHS.<br /><br />MAY YOUR THANKSGIVING BE BLESSED!! <br /> 
