Bassy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2003
- Messages
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WOMEN'S REVENGE<br /><br />"Cash, check or charge?" I asked, after folding items the woman <br />wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control <br />for a television set in her purse.<br /><br />"So, do you always carry your TV remote?" I asked.<br /><br />"No," she replied, "but my husband refused to come shopping with <br />me, so I figured this was the most legal evil thing I could do to him."<br /><br />MARRIAGE SEMINAR<br /><br />While attending a Marriage Seminar dealing with communication, Tom <br />and his wife Grace listened to the instructor, "It is essential that <br />husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other."<br /><br />He addressed the man, "Can you describe your wife's favorite <br />flower?"<br /><br />Tom leaned over, touched his wife's arm gently and whispered, "It's<br />Pillsbury, isn't it?<br /><br />The rest of the story gets rather ugly so I'll stop right here.
