Some S.F. Jokes ...Just in Case

[Bob in Calif.]

After a litle disention that occured from my last post, I decided to "Britten" up the evening, with a few San Francisco jokes.<br /><br /> These two tinkerbells met on a chat room and wanted to meet each other. One lived in San Fran., and the other was from the midwest.<br />After a couple days of touring the city, the two of them were overlooking San Francisco Bay, when the mid-guy said, "Gee, that's an unusual boat, what is it?" The local fellow said, "That's a ferry boat." The mid-guy was just beaming a big simle and said, "Wow, I know we are well organized, but I didn't know we had a NAVY!!".<br /><br /> The rule of thumb for straight tourists in S.F. is, if you are in The Castro District and drop your wallet, you kick it to Market street before you pick it up.<br /><br /> The two happiest guys in San Francisco are, John Fitzpatrick and Patrick Fitzjohn.<br /><br />Enough for now, Big Boy..............<br /><br /> ...Bob in Calif...

 

[SeaMasterZ@aol.com]

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Couple of drunks were arguing over who had the biggest Johnson, and the bartender, tiring of hearing about it, pulled out a ruler and said alright youse guys, put em on the bar and well settle this once and for all, AND SHUT UP ABOUT IT !!!!<br /><br />The drunks thought this was a spectacular idea, so they wobblingly set about situating themselves such that measurements could be made and bets won<br /><br />Right about this time, a little San Fransissycan came mincing into the bar. Ruler in hand, the bartender said whaddaya want?<br /><br />Eyes sparkling, the twink sez, Oh my! I was going to have a Black Russian, but now I think Ill have THE BUFFET!!!!!!!!<br /><br />

 

[wikelam]

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[ebbtide176]

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lol - i guess & hope you've heard the story of bar room football. i'd hate to hafta post it.

 

[Homerr]

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A guy came into a bar one day and said to the bartender, "Give me six double vodkas." <br /><br />The bartender says, "Wow! you must have had one hell of a day." "Yes, I''ve just found out my older brother is gay." <br /><br />The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks. When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I''ve just found out that my younger brother is gay too!" <br /><br />On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas. The bartender said, "Jesus! Doesn''t anybody in your family like women?" <br /><br />"Yeah, my wife..." <br /><br /> <br /><br />H.

 

[ebbtide176]

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dangitall, i'm going off memory here...ancient<br /><br />a guy sitting atta bar, shouting atta football game on the overhead tv<br /><br />a guy walks up & asks him if he wants to play 'bar room football'?<br /><br />ok, sure, i'll kikurace too! how is it played?<br /><br />"you down a mug of beer for touchdown, drop trousers & fart for a field goal..."<br /><br />ok, no problemo. you go 1st, cause i'm gonna kikurace!<br /><br />sweetcheex guzzles an import, drops pants & lets a little puff.<br /><br />tough guy guzzles draft, drops denim, and puts mighty strain forth.... sweetone jumps up, makes contact- and yells 'block that point!'....<br /><br />(i cant believe this hasn't been told here already)