1. "I can't find it." <br />MEANS: It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I am completely clueless. <br /><br />2. "That's women's work." <br />MEANS: It's difficult, dirty, and thankless. <br /><br />3. "Will you marry me?"<br />MEANS: Both of my roommates have moved out, I can't find the washer, and there's no milk left. <br /><br />4. "It's a guy thing."<br />MEANS: There's no rational thought pattern connected with it, And you have no chance at all of making it logical. <br /><br />5. "Can I help with dinner?"<br />MEANS: Why isn't it already on the table? <br /><br />6. "It would take too long to explain."<br />MEANS: I have no idea how it works. <br /><br />7. "I'm getting more exercise lately."<br />MEANS: The batteries in the remote are dead. <br /><br />8. "We're going to be late."<br />MEANS: I have a legitimate reason for driving like a maniac. <br /><br />9. "Take a break, honey, you're working too hard."<br />MEANS: I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner. <br /><br />10. "That's interesting dear."<br />MEANS: Are you still talking? <br /><br />11. "Honey, we don't need material things to prove our love."<br />MEANS: I forgot our anniversary again. <br /><br />12. "You expect too much from me."<br />MEANS: You expect me to stay awake? <br /><br />13. "It's really a good movie."<br />MEANS: It's got guns, knives, fast cars, and half clothed women. <br /><br />14. "You know how bad my memory is." <br />MEANS: I remember the words to the theme song of F-Troop, the address of the first girl I kissed, and the vehicle identification number of every car I've ever owned, but I forgot your birthday
