A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.<br />He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl was.<br />Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to her and<br />noticed she was looking at two spiders mating. "Daddy,what are those two spiders<br />doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the<br />spider on top, Daddy?" she asks. "That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.<br />"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. "No", her father<br />replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs". The little girl thought for a<br />moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat and said "Well, it might be OK<br />in California, but, we're not having any of that crap in Utah!"
