Spinner & Bubba's trip(Monday funny)

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Before I start..this is fictional and for ammusement only.<br /><br />For those of you who do not know, Spinner is one of our good friends here. ;) <br /><br />For years he has been searching for the almost unobtainable, a boat that will do 60mph+. <br /> <br />As some of you know, he has bought himself a new boat, with a 150hp Mariner Magnum2 on it. <He has been secretly getting tips on how to modify his set up to pass 60mph as he was stuck at 55mph.<br /><br />Well once this was done, he then planned a fishing trip with Bubba, whom he had met here at this forum. Bubba had not been informed about the new boat.<br /><br />Spinner set off early for his fishing trip to get their early enough to obtain the "Fastest boat on the lake title" before Bubba got there. <br /> <br />Anyhow....Spinner was out and about looking for victims to race for a couple hours..and doing quite well for himself. He had gone 5 for 5 and was still licking his chops and wondering why Chrysler ever made a 55hp. <br /> <br />He slows as he enters the NOWAKE zone and notices a 12ft aluminum with a 6hp Johnson on it. <br /> <br />That has to be Bubba. <br /> <br /> <br />Spinner waves at Bubba who is anchored while he casts. <br />Bubba nods back. <br /> <br />The signal..thats the signal to race, I can't believe he is challenging me. Spinner is getting really excited. Finally a challenge, <br /> <br />Why is this a challenge you ask? <br /> <br /> Bubba has been known to run his engine at a Higher Rpm than the engine is rated for, increasing the speed. <br /> <br /> <br />Spinner pulls up a little closer reving his engine up and down. Bubba calls out "Howdy Ace", but over the reving of Spinners engine,it sounded like "fancy a race". <br /> <br />"He is taunting me", runs through Spinners mind. Maybe I should give him a sample of how this baby performs. <br /> <br />No sooner has this thought entered Spinners mind, he cranks the wheel and guns the throttle. <br /> <br />10,20,30,40 Mph...He glances over to the shore and sees people waving at him. <br /> <br />Spinner waves back and smiles to himself with glee, he mumbles to himself, wait till they see me hit 63+mph. <br /> <br />Spinner looks over his shoulder to see how far back Bubba is and whether or not he is still rocking back and forth from his wake. <br /> <br />To Spinners surprise Bubba is hot on his tail. <br /> <br />Spinners jaw drops. "That ^%$^% Marine Tech must have souped up Bubba's 6hp". Spinner mutters to himself.<br /><br />Lets see how far behind he is once I hit 60mph. <br /> <br />The throttle gets pushed the rest of the way to WOT 50,60,63mph. Muwahahahahahaahhaah can be heard as Spinner is zipping down the lake. <br /> <br />Spinner again looks over his shoulder..gack...63mph and he is still there. Wow..that Marine Tech must know his stuff. <br /> <br />All of the sudden a loud CRUNCH is heard. <br /> <br />Spinners boat comes to a quick halt. "I must have hit something he says", while looking over the side of the boat. "Hmmm...no rocks". He tilts up his engine and finds a rope entangled around his prop. <br /> <br />Meanwhile Bubba pulls up along side of Spinner and says. <br /> <br />"You about done pulling me around the lake by my anchor line?" <br /><br />Author unknown.
 

bubbakat

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Re: Spinner & Bubba's trip(Monday funny)

don't let him kid you folks this really happen. He swore me to secrecy :D :D <br />BTW thanks for the ride
 

aspeck

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Re: Spinner & Bubba's trip(Monday funny)

That's the kind of thing that can happen when rednecks get together! :p :D
 

JGREGORY

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Re: Spinner & Bubba's trip(Monday funny)

The name where changed to protect the innocent!! Yeah right!! :D :D :D :D
 

LadyFish

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Re: Spinner & Bubba's trip(Monday funny)

You had me rolling. That is truly one of the funniest stories I've ever heard.
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gonfishn

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Re: Spinner & Bubba's trip(Monday funny)

If he is picking on Bubba then he is leavn me alone.. :D
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: Spinner & Bubba's trip(Monday funny)

That's one good anchor rope you have Bubba. Where did ya get it? <br /><br />Leave to good ole Bubba to get a fast ride to the other end of the lake for free!<br /><br />I can actually picture that. :D .....SS
 

eurolarva

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Re: Spinner & Bubba's trip(Monday funny)

Then bubba pulls the cord on his six horse and passes spinner to the finish line.<br /><br />Got to love a happy ending.
 
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