LadyFish
Admiral
- Joined
- Mar 18, 2003
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I will apologise in advance to anyone who might be offended.
<br /><br />Alabama: Hell Yes, We Have Electricity<br /><br />Alaska: 11,623 Eskimos Can't Be Wrong!<br /><br />Arizona: But It's A Dry Heat<br /><br />Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything<br /><br />California: By 30, Our Women Have More Plastic Than Your Honda<br /><br />Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother<br /><br />Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It-Yet<br /><br />Delaware: We Really Do Like The Chemicals In Our Water<br /><br />Florida: Ask Us About Our Grandkids<br /><br />Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism<br /><br />Hawaii: Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru (Death To Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)<br /><br />Idaho: More Than Just Potatoes ... Well Okay We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good<br /><br />Illinois: Please Don't Pronounce the "S"<br /><br />Indiana: 2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free<br /><br />Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn<br /><br />Kansas: First Of The Rectangle States<br /><br />Kentucky: Five Million People; Fifteen Last Names<br /><br />Louisiana: We're Not ALL Drunk Cajun Wackos, But That's Our Tourism Campaign<br /><br />Maine: We're Really Cold, But We Have Cheap Lobster<br /><br />Maryland: If You Can Dream It, We Can Tax It<br /><br />Massachusetts: Our taxes are less Than Sweden's (For Most Tax Brackets)<br /><br />Michigan: First Line Of Defense From The Canadians<br /><br />Minnesota: 10,000 Lakes... And 10,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes<br /><br />Mississippi: Come And Feel Better About Your Own State<br /><br />Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work<br /><br />Montana: Land Of The Big Sky, The Unabomber, Right-wing Crazies, And Very Little Else<br /><br />Nebraska: Ask About Our State Motto Contest<br /><br />Nevada: Hookers and Poker!<br /><br />New Hampshire: Go Away And Leave Us Alone<br /><br />New Jersey: You Want A ##$%##! Motto? I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!<br /><br />New Mexico: UFO Spotting For 50 years<br /><br />New York: You Have The Right To Remain Silent, You Have The Right To An Attorney ...<br /><br />North Carolina: Tobacco Is A Vegetable<br /><br />North Dakota: We Really Are One Of The 50 States!<br /><br />Ohio: At Least We're Not Michigan<br /><br />Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing<br /><br />Oregon: Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner<br /><br />Pennsylvania: Cook With Coal<br /><br />Rhode Island: We're Not REALLY An Island<br /><br />South Carolina: Remember The Civil War? We Didn't Actually Surrender<br /><br />South Dakota: Closer Than North Dakota<br /><br />Tennessee: The Educashun State<br /><br />Texas: Si' Hablo Ing'les (Yes, I Speak English)<br /><br />Utah: Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus<br /><br />Vermont: Yep<br /><br />Virginia: Who Says Government Stiffs And Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?<br /><br />Washington: Help! We're Overrun By Nerds And Slackers!<br /><br />Washington, D.C.:Wanna Be Mayor?<br /><br />West Virginia: One Big Happy Family... Really!<br /><br />Wisconsin: Come Cut The Cheese<br /><br />Wyoming: Where Men Are Men ... and the sheep are scared
