SpinnerBait_Nut
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Arkansas: Literacy Ain't Everything<br />__________________________________________________<br />Dumb Arkansas Laws<br />The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock. <br /><br />Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"<br /><br />A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise. <br /><br />A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month. <br /><br />Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs. <br /><br />A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.<br /><br />Fayetteville <br />It is illegal to kill "any living creature". <br /><br />Little Rock <br /><br />Dogs may not bark after 6 PM. <br /><br />Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term. <br /><br />It is unlawful to walk one's cow down Main Street after 1:00 PM on Sunday. <br /><br />No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M. -Little Rock City Code Sec. 18-54
<br /><br />Smack dab in the Bible Belt - The state that allows betting on horse races and dog races but won't allow casinos. 
