SpinnerBait_Nut
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Colorado Jokes<br />Colorado: If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother <br />__________________________________________________<br />Dumb Colorado Laws<br />Car dealers may not show cars on a Sunday. <br /><br />It is illegal for liquor stores to sell food or grocery stores to sell any alcohol except beer that is at most 3.2% alcohol. <br /><br />No liquor may be sold on Sundays or election days. (Repealed) <br /><br />It is illegal to ride a horse while under the influence. <br /><br />Tags may be ripped off of pillows and mattresses. <br />__________________________________________________<br />Colorado Springs<br />It is permissable to wear a holstered six-gun within city limits, except on Sunday, Election Day, or holidays. <br /><br />Crippe Creek<br />It is illegal to bring your horse or pack mule above the ground floor of any building. <br /><br />Denver <br />The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park. <br /><br />It is unlawful to lend your vacuum cleaner to your next-door neighbor. <br /><br />It is illegal to mistreat rats in Denver, Colorado. <br /><br />You may not drive a black car on Sundays. <br /><br />Durango <br />It is illegal to go in public dressed in clothes "unbecoming" on one's sex. <br /><br />Logan County <br />It is illegal for a man to kiss a woman while she is asleep. <br /><br />Pueblo <br />It is illegal to let a dandelion grow within the city limits. <br /><br />Sterling <br />Cats may not run loose without having been fit with a taillight.
