SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
- Joined
- Aug 25, 2002
- Messages
- 17,651
Connecticut: Like Massachusetts, Only The Kennedy's Don't Own It Yet <br />__________________________________________________<br />Dumb Connecticut Laws<br />You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour. <br /><br />In order for a pickle to officially be considered a pickle, it must bounce. <br /><br />It is illegal to dispose of used razor blades. <br /><br />You cannot buy any alcohol after 8pm or on Sundays. <br /><br />The marriage of imbeciles and feeble-minded persons is prohibited. (Repealed) <br /><br />It is illegal to discharge a firearm from a public highway. <br />No one may use a white cane, unless they are blind. <br />__________________________________________________<br />Devon <br />It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. <br /><br />Guilford <br />Only white Christmas lights are allowed for display. <br /><br />Hartford <br />You aren't allowed to cross a street while walking on your hands. <br /><br />You may not educate dogs. <br /><br />It is illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday. <br /><br />New Britain <br />It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even when going to a fire. <br /><br />Southington <br />Silly string is banned. <br /><br />Waterbury <br />It is illegal for any beautician to hum, whistle, or sing while working on a customer. <br />__________________________________________________<br />A while ago, I went skiing in England. It was a rare package: two weeks in England, one night in Connecticut, two weeks in England. I said, "Yes, I'll take it." <br /><br />I got on this chairlift with this guy I didn't know. We went halfway up the mountain without saying a word. <br /><br />Then he turned to me and said, "You know, this is the first time I've gone skiing in ten years." I said, "Why did you take such a long time off?" <br /><br />He said, "I was in prison. Want to know why?" I said, "Not really. Well, you better tell me why." <br /><br />He said, "I pushed a total stranger off a Ferris wheel." <br /><br />I said, "I remember you." 