SpinnerBait_Nut
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Georgia: We Put The "Fun" In Fundamentalist Extremism <br />__________________________________________________<br />Georgia Jokes<br />Q: Why does a Georgia Bulldog place his diploma on the dashboard?<br />A: So he can park in a handicapped zone!<br />__________________________________________________<br />Dumb Georgia Laws<br />It is illegal to use profanity in front of a dead body which lies in a funeral home or in a coroners office. <br /><br />You have the right to commit simple battery if provoked by "fighting" words. <br /><br />Members of the state assembly cannot be ticketed for speeding while the state assembly is in session. <br /><br />Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs. <br /><br />Signs are required to be written in English. <br /><br />No one may carry an ice cream cone in their back pocket if it is Sunday. <br /><br />Acworth <br />All citizens must own a rake. <br /><br />Atlanta <br />Against the law to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp. <br /><br />One man may not be on another man's back. <br /><br />Columbus <br />Can't cut off a chicken's head on Sunday. <br /><br />It is illegal to carry a chicken by it's feet down Broadway on Sunday. <br /><br />Gainesville <br />Chicken must be eaten with the hands. <br /><br />Jonesboro <br />It is illegal to say "Oh, Boy" <br /><br />Kennesaw <br />Every head of household must possess a firearm of some kind. <br /><br />Marietta <br />Though it is illegal to spit from a car or bus, citizens may spit from a truck. <br /><br />St. Mary's <br />No spitting on the sidewalk is permitted after dark. <br /><br />Quitman <br />It is illegal for a chicken to cross the road. <br /><br />Cars are not to drive on sidewalks.
