State of the day(Iowa)

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Iowa: We Do Amazing Things With Corn<br /><br />Iowa: Just east of Omaha<br /><br />Iowa: It's easy to spell<br /><br />Dumb Iowa Laws<br />Kisses may last for no more than five minutes. <br /><br />One-armed piano players must perform for free. <br /> <br />It is a violation of the law to sell or distribute drugs or narcotics without having first obtained the appropriate Iowa drug tax stamp. <br /><br />Dubuque <br />Any hotel in the city limits must have a water bucket and a hitching post in front of the building. <br /><br />Indianola <br />The "Ice Cream Man" and his truck are banned. <br /><br />Fort Madison <br />The fire department is required to practice fire fighting for fifteen minutes before attending a fire. <br /><br />Marshalltown <br />Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants <br /><br />Ottumwa <br />Within the city limits, a man may not wink at any woman he does not know.
 

Ralph 123

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Re: State of the day(Iowa)

What kind of barbaric state banns the Ice Cream Man, winking at pretyy girls and long kisses? Sounds like Afghanastan undert the Taliban :D
 

miloman

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Re: State of the day(Iowa)

must be all that genetic corn they eat
 
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