State of the day(Missouri)

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Missouri: Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars At Work <br />__________________________________________________<br />Dumb Missouri Laws<br />It is not illegal to speed. (Repealed) <br /><br />Buckner <br />In this small town of only 4,000, yard waste may be burned any day except Sunday. <br /><br />Excelsior Springs <br />Hard objects may not be thrown by hand. <br /><br />Worrying squirrels is not tolerated. <br /><br />Kansas City <br />Minors are not allowed to purchase cap pistols, however they may buy shotguns freely. <br /><br />Installation of bathtubs with four legs resembling animal paws is prohibited. <br /><br />Marceline <br />Minors can buy rolling paper and tobacco but not lighters. <br /><br />Marquette <br />It is illegal for more than four unrelated persons to occupy the same dwelling (The Brothel Law). <br /><br />Mole <br />Frightening a baby is in violation of the law. <br /><br />Natchez <br />It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants. <br /><br />Purdy <br />Dancing is strictly prohibited. <br /><br />St. Louis <br />It's illegal to sit on the curb of any city street and drink beer from a bucket. This law refers back to the extinct Italian celebration, Hill Day, when beer was served in buckets. <br /><br />A milk man may not run while on duty. <br /><br />University City <br />Four women may not rent an apartment together.