SpinnerBait_Nut
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Oklahoma Jokes<br />Oklahoma: Like The Play, Only No Singing <br />__________________________________________________<br />Dumb Oklahoma Laws<br />Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog. <br /><br />Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state. <br /><br />Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property. <br /><br />Oklahoma will not tolerate anyone taking a bite out of another's hamburger. <br /><br />It is against the law to read a comic book while operating a motor vehicle. <br /><br />Whaling is illegal. <br /><br />It is illegal to have the hind legs of farm animals in your boots. <br /><br />Residents are taxed for the furniture in their homes, and any other personal belongings. (Repealed 1998) <br /><br />People who make "ugly faces" at dogs may be fined and/or jailed. <br /><br />Cars must be tethered outside of public buildings. (Repealed) <br /><br />Anyone arrested for soliciting a hooker must have their name and picture shown on television. <br /><br />Tattoos are banned. <br /><br />No one may spit on a sidewalk. <br /><br />It is illegal to wear your boots to bed. <br /><br />Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus. <br /><br />Tissues are not to be found in the back of one's car. <br /><br />Ada<br />If you wear New York Jets clothing, you may be put in jail. <br /><br />Clinton <br />Molesting an automobile is illegal. <br /><br />Hawthahorne <br />It is unlawful to put any hypnotized person in a display window. <br /><br />Oklahoma City <br />No one may walk backwards downtown while eating a hamburger. <br /><br />Schulter <br />Women may not gamble in the nude, in lingerie, or while wearing a towel. <br /><br />Tulsa <br />You may not open a soda bottle without the supervision of a licensed engineer. <br /><br />Elephants are not to be taken into the downtown area. <br /><br />Wynona <br />One's mode of transportation must be tied up while not attended. <br /><br />Mules may not drink out of bird baths. <br /><br />Clothes may not be washed in bird baths. <br /><br />Yukon <br />It is illegal to tie a horse in front of city hall. <br /><br />While passing another vehicle, you must honk your horn.
