Stop Buying and Using Plywood

ob

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sniff,sniff.Do I smell some plywoody bait. :D
 

Ralph 123

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Stop the Carnage!<br />Halt the Slaughter! <br />Our Plywood Forests Are Fast Disappearing.<br /><br />The carnage goes on ...<br /><br />
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SpinnerBait_Nut

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I don't buy plywood anyway.<br />To high and they are ripping people off by producing low grade plywwod.<br /><br />Use to you could buy decent wood, but not anymore.<br />Full of holes and warped.<br /><br />HMMMMMMMM> :D
 

BrianFD

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"Full of holes and warped."<br /><br />You couldn't have described me any better...
 

Coach

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Is this the same thing that happened to all the Spaghetti trees??
 

Kenneth Brown

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Just remember to sing the tune from Creedence "Rolling"<br /><br />Trollin', Trollin', Trollin' on IBoats forum<br /><br />Heck of a job, wonder if he's biting?
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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AMERICAN PLYWOOD TREE<br />Crapanea laminatata <br /> <br /><br />Researched and Written By<br />Dr. Ray Castaway<br /><br />Crapanea laminatata (AMERICAN PLYWOOD TREE) was once a native tree that grew from southern Maine across the Midwest to Michigan, down through Indiana and Illinois, and south to Alabama and Mississippi, and eastward into the Appalachians. AMERICAN PLYWOOD TREE was cultivated in 1900 and was once considered to be the queen of the eastern American forest. With massive, wide-spreading branches and a deep broad-rounded crown, AMERICAN PLYWOOD TREE was known to reach a height of 100 feet. Its greatest size was reached in the southern Appalachains, where it was a favorite of white trash upgrading tar paper huts for modern usage. Plywoods grew in the eastern forests along with several species of oak, hickory, maple, and birch. It was commonly found on mountains, hills, and slopes in gravelly or rocky, well-drained glacial soils. <br /><br />Crapanea laminatata have regressed to capitalistic conundrums, being both shoddily constructed and overpriced for content; they are often uprooted before being fully ripened and suitable for usage of any appreciable sort.
 

snapperbait

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I will continue to buy and use plywood.. :D <br /><br />Ya'll can have your Particle board, Medium density fiberboard, that pitiful excuse for building material that is oriented strand board, and all that "engineered lumber" junk... HACK PHUTTTT!<br /><br />Yes Sir.. Gimme plywood anyday... :p
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Not me, I'm a straight walnut man myself.<br />Man you can't beat that look.<br /><br />Walnut hardwood floors, walnut cabinetry, even walnut fan blades on the ceiling fans.<br /><br />Love that walnut.<br /><br />'nuff said. :)
 

neumanns

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Oh no, I'm not falling for this..........If the plywood tree were truly endangered I would have heard about it long before now.
 

Homerr

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I live in Oregon...Therefore I will kill and use all the plywood trees I need. They're everywhere.<br />I can't step out my backdoor without tripping on a plywood tree!<br /><br />Heck, even the posie-sniffing-tree-huggers up here don't mind us killing the plywood tree.<br />That's should tell you something.<br /><br />Animals on the other hand...I love them all.<br />They taste great!<br /><br />LONG LIVE THE DYSLEXIC GERBIL! :p <br /><br />Somebody has way too much time on thier hands and not enough brain cells left to kill with whatever drug habit they are on.<br /><br /> :D :D <br /><br />H.
 

sloopy

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hmnnnn... Plywoody can't say anything if he full of holes and made of cheap wood...
 

sloopy

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Sloopy once again ruins a great joke!
 

JB

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You guys really have too much time on your hands.<br /><br />Have you considered crocheting?? :)
 

auslez

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Plywood trees, Blast!!! you guys have got everything over there. We used to have trees now all we've got is woodchips.<br />Phil
 

Homerr

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Crochet?<br />Naa...To much excitement for me...<br /><br />Now maybe watching the power meter go 'round and 'round...?<br /><br />LOL!!<br /><br />H.
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Yea homerr, I go outside and see how fast it's turning and then go turn stuff off to see how much it slows down.<br /><br />Kinda interesting to see what has the most effect on it.
 
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