A few years back, my father, son, and I were crappie fishing. A bet was made between the 3 of us that the first to catch a crappie had to kiss it and throw it back in the lake. My son caught the first crappie. After being reminded about the bet, he kissed the fish on the lips and casually tossed it back in the lake, only to have the fish hit the water and then immediately swim back to the boat, where my son dipped it with the net and placed it in the live well. Stupid fish............