Stupid People Should Wear Warning Signs,,,,,

SlowlySinking

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Does any of this sound familar????<br /><br />There oughta be a law that stupid people should have to wear signs that say, "I'm Stupid." <br /><br />That way you wouldn't rely on them or ask for thier advice, would you? <br /><br />You wouldn't ask them anything or expect much, cuz they just can't deliver. <br /><br />It would be like, "Excuse me, could you help me...oops...never mind, I didn't see your "I'm stupid" sign." <br /><br />It's like before my wife and I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My neighbor comes over and says, "Hey, you moving?" <br />"Nope, the TV's broke, so we just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. <br />Here's your sign." <br /><br />A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big ol' stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch them fish?" "Well, no, we talked 'em into giving up. <br />Here's your sign." <br /><br />I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy who invented a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. It goes like this; "Alright, Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but please hold my sign, if I don't make it you may need it.<br /><br />Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, <br />looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. I said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me, what should I do?. <br />Here's your sign." <br /><br />We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. <br />A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, yells in pain and then says, "Darn that's hot!" Well now, if he'd been wearing his sign, I would have stopped him, but why bother, no brain, no pain. <br /><br />I learned to drive an 18-wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't you know, I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I <br />couldn't get it out, no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report. He went through his <br />basic questioning ... okay...no problem. I thought for sure he was clear of needing a sign...until he asked, "So, is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him <br />and said, "Actually no, I was delivering this bridge and,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, hey buddy, <br />Here's your sign." <br /><br />I stayed late at work one night and a co-worker looked at me and said, "Are you still here?" I replied, "No. I left about 10 minutes ago. <br />Here's your sign." <br /><br />And the best; it's 4:30 and everybody is lined up at the time clock when some nit wit walks by and says, "oh, is it time to go home?" "Well, hell no, were waiting to punch in early tomorrow".<br /><br />Anybody you know need a sign today? <br /><br />Send this to all your friends. The <br />next time someone says something stupid ask them where their sign is. ;)
 

Carphunter

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Re: Stupid People Should Wear Warning Signs,,,,,

I wear my "sign" proudly!!! :D <br /><br />By the way, I would say the fella that got the 18-wheeler stuck, is the one that should be wearing the "sign". ;)
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Stupid People Should Wear Warning Signs,,,,,

No carpy, that guy did not need a sign, they needed to redo the height sign for the underpass.<br /><br />You know a underpass starts out at, let's say 13'6" which is the legal height and after years and years of paving, that number shrinks but nobody decides to change the sign for the underpass so they need the sign.
 

roscoe

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Re: Stupid People Should Wear Warning Signs,,,,,

:)
 

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Re: Stupid People Should Wear Warning Signs,,,,,

I worked the night shift at a restaurant and every Friday night the same 5 deaf men would come to eat. They usually came very late and often stayed passed closing time. One night when they had stayed well passed closing time, I asked my boss if he could please give them some kind of sign that we would like to close the restaurant so they would leave. <br /><br />He reached up and shut off the music.<br />GET THE SIGN
 

bubbakat

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Re: Stupid People Should Wear Warning Signs,,,,,

Or you break a bone or get cut real bad you see the pic. and some one says does it hurt?<br /> Get the big sign :D :D
 

Bart Sr.

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Re: Stupid People Should Wear Warning Signs,,,,,

The question that has plagued me is "Do stupid people know that they are stupid?" If you are smart enough to know the difference then you are not stupid (I think?)
 

SeaMasterZ@aol.com

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Re: Stupid People Should Wear Warning Signs,,,,,

Bart, that crosses the line into the ignant sign .. Ignorant people arent (necessarily) stupid, just ignant - boy howdy, there can be some ignant sum b*tches out there!
 

Bart Sr.

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Re: Stupid People Should Wear Warning Signs,,,,,

Fer Shur!!!!
 
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