Suggested Campaign Slogans (satire)

jtexas

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Here's one for the incumbent:<br />"Regime Changes 'R' Us - anarchy is our speciality"
 

gaugeguy

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Re: Suggested Campaign Slogans (satire)

I've been waiting for this thread :D <br /><br />Here's a few for Hanoi John...<br /><br />"Whatever you believe, I do too."<br />"Betraying America since 1971."<br />"Looking out for the interests of lonely heiresses everywhere."<br />"Did I mention I was a war hero?"<br />"I used to be one of the little people, till I married into money-twice"<br />"Conservative money corrupts, Liberal money is OK."<br />"Keep America safe for terrorists"<br />"Veterans not Fonda Kerry"<br />"Sadaam was only 537 votes from still being in power"<br />"Benedict Arnold was a war hero too"<br />"Osama for Kerry"<br />"Who would the terrorists vote for"<br /><br /> :cool: :cool: :cool:
 

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Is this a troll? I'm ofended.<br />Please POOF THIS ASAP.
 

jtexas

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Re: Suggested Campaign Slogans (satire)

satire:<br />sat·ire n. <br /><br />1. A literary work in which human vice or folly is attacked through irony, derision, or wit. <br />2. The branch of literature constituting such works. <br />3. Irony, sarcasm, or caustic wit used to attack or expose folly, vice, or stupidity. <br /><br />[Latin satira, probably alteration (influenced by Greek satur, satyr, and saturos, burlesque of a mythical episode), of (lanx) satura, fruit (plate) mixture, from feminine of satur, sated, well-fitted.] <br /><br />troll:<br /><br />
<br /><br />or http://www.trolls.com/
 

Fly Rod

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Re: Suggested Campaign Slogans (satire)

gaugeguy!!! :) <br />You said it all!!! :D :D
 

dhud64

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These are attacks on a particular person. What's wrong with me being offended by it?<br /><br />B.T.W.-<br />joke (jok), n. [L.jocus],<br />1. anything said or done to arouse laughter; funny remark or anecdote; amusing trick.<br />2. something not meant to be taken seriously.<br />3. a person or thing to be laughed at. v.i. [JOKED, JOKING], to make jokes; to say or do something as a joke; jest. v.t.to make fun of. :D
 

JoeW

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Re: Suggested Campaign Slogans (satire)

How a bout...<br /><br />"Whatever Bush can do, I can do better... I can do everything better than Bush"<br /><br />"No you can't"<br /><br />"Yes I can"<br /><br />"No you can't"<br /><br />"Yes I can...."
 

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JoeW94th: I love it, you left out,<br /><br />I dont have a plan but I know I can, Just ask me. We need to get rid of bush and Im your only choice, as wishy washy as I am, Vote for me.
 

ChrisMcLaughlin

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The Little Kerry That Could. By The DNC<br />I think I can, I think I can, I think I can....
 

POINTER94

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Re: Suggested Campaign Slogans (satire)

How about something simple:<br /><br /> "GET SOME :p "<br /> sponsored by the DNC
 

jtexas

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Re: Suggested Campaign Slogans (satire)

Here's a couple more for the challengers:<br /><br />"It's time for change, and we change daily."<br />"Don't like our position on [ key issue of the day]? Wait ten minutes."
 

jtexas

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"Let me be clear about my position on [key issue of the day], it's . . . hey, get Chaney on the phone. Dikc, what's my position again? . . . ."
 

JoeW

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Waffle Anyone? ;)
 

jtexas

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"Have it your way - <br />customized positions on any issue made to order for each voter. We don't make it until you order it!"
 
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