Sunday Humor(kids)

SpinnerBait_Nut

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Kids. Don't you just love 'em?<br /><br />"Child Molester"<br /><br />As I left the supermarket, I noticed two little<br />kids, maybe six or seven years old, selling<br />candy bars in front of the store to raise<br />money for their school band.<br /><br />"I'll buy a chocolate bar on one condition,"<br />I said to one of the boys. "That you eat it for<br />me." As I handed him back the candy bar,<br />he shook his head. "I can't," he said.<br /><br />"Why not?"<br /><br />Looking me in the eye, he responded gravely,<br />"Because I'm not supposed to take candy<br />from strangers."<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"Spelling"<br /><br />My daughter Sydney is in the first grade and<br />doing very well especially in spelling. A couple<br />of weeks ago she came home with her new words<br />and we were studying them for her upcoming test.<br />We came to the word "knit" and I asked her to spell<br />it. She said, "n-i-t". I said, "No, try again."<br /><br />She said, very slowly, "n-i-t".<br /><br />I said, "Sydney, I know you know how to spell this<br />word, try again." Very aggravated and verrrrry<br />slowly (like I was just not getting the whole picture)<br />she spelled, "N-I-T!" Finally I told her the correct<br />spelling, k-n-i-t. She looked at me, hands on hips<br />and said, "THE K is SILENT!!!"
 

eurolarva

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We were sitting at the table eating supper and my five year old says she saw two dogs and one must have been really tired. I asked why do you think the dog is tired. She said one dog was giving the tired dog a piggy back ride. Got to love her innocence. Glad she came up with her own conclusion because I was not prepared to talk about the birds and bees. :eek:
 

jim phillips

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The one dog broke down and the other was pushing it home
 

eurolarva

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Gotta love kids. I think Art Linkletter was on to something when he wrote the book "Kids say the darndest things"
 
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