SpinnerBait_Nut
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"The Preacher's Wife"<br /><br />Gladys was the preacher's wife and accompanied<br />her husband each Sunday to Church. One<br />particular Sunday when the sermon seemed to<br />go on forever, many in the congregation fell asleep.<br /><br />After the service, to be sociable, she walked up to<br />a very sleepy looking gentleman. In an attempt to<br />revive him from his stupor, she extended her<br />hand in greeting, and said, "Hello, I'm Gladys Dunn."<br /><br />To which the gentleman replied, "You're not the<br />only one!" 
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"A Church Firing"<br /><br />A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing.<br />Several people hinted to him that he could serve in<br />other places, but he continued to come to the choir.<br />The choir director became desperate and went to<br />the pastor.<br /><br />"You've got to get that man out of the choir," he<br />said. "If you don't, I'm going to resign. The choir<br />members are going to quit too. Please do something."<br /><br />So the pastor went to the man and suggested,<br />"Perhaps you should leave the choir."<br /><br />"Why should I get out of the choir?" he asked.<br /><br />"Well, five or six people have told me you can't sing,"<br />answered the pastor.<br /><br />That's nothing," the man snorted. "At least fifty<br />people have told me that you can't preach!"
<br />__________________________________________________<br /><br />"A Church Firing"<br /><br />A church had a man in the choir who couldn't sing.<br />Several people hinted to him that he could serve in<br />other places, but he continued to come to the choir.<br />The choir director became desperate and went to<br />the pastor.<br /><br />"You've got to get that man out of the choir," he<br />said. "If you don't, I'm going to resign. The choir<br />members are going to quit too. Please do something."<br /><br />So the pastor went to the man and suggested,<br />"Perhaps you should leave the choir."<br /><br />"Why should I get out of the choir?" he asked.<br /><br />"Well, five or six people have told me you can't sing,"<br />answered the pastor.<br /><br />That's nothing," the man snorted. "At least fifty<br />people have told me that you can't preach!" 
