Sunday Humor

SpinnerBait_Nut

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"Before Electricity"<br /><br />As the foreman was inspecting the workmen<br />on site, he was surprised to find one worker<br />hanging from a rope in the middle of the room<br />repeating, "I'm a chandelier, I'm a chandelier."<br /><br />The foreman gives him a stern talking to as the<br />other men watch and orders him back to work.<br /><br />During his next inspection of the same room,<br />again the worker is hanging from the rope doing<br />exactly what he was told not to. <br /><br />Furious at his<br />disobedience the foreman fires him on the spot.<br /><br />To his surprise every worker in the room begins<br />packing up their tools and leaving.<br /><br />He stops one worker and says, "Why are all of<br />you leaving?"<br /><br />To which the reply is, "You don't expect us to work<br />without light do you?"<br />DUHHHHH!!! :D
 

bubbakat

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I think I still do<br /><br />
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Ross J

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Extreme sport<br />Pat, Bill and Jimmy all decide to take up Extreme Sports. <br />To this end they all visited the pet supplies store in Belfast to purchase the necessary equipment.<br />On leaving the store and driving to the cliff overlooking the Irish Sea they walk past young Monty playing in the paddock.<br />“What’r yea up ta?” inquired the young monty.<br />“We’re going extreme sporting matey an if’n yea care ta watch then tag along and learn a wee bit”, they tell him.<br />First up is Pat, who pulls out of his shopping bag a wee budgie bird and gripping it’s feet leaps off the high cliff to his doom below.<br />“Well”, says Bill, “I don’t think much of that there budgie jumping as an extreme sport at all I don’t”<br />Bills turn next and he pulls out of his shopping bag a big parrot. He throws the parrot up as high as he’s able, pulls out a gun and shoots it, then leaps to his demise onto the rocks below.<br />“Bloody hell”, exclaims Jimmy, “That there parrot shooting is a bloody dangerous extreme sport as well”.<br />With that Jimmy pulls from his shopping bag a common chicken, grabs it by the legs holds it out in front of himself and lurches off the cliff to his likewise death below.<br />Young Monty wanders up to the cliff, looks over and despondently claims, “That there hen gliding isn’t much of an extreme sport either matey!”
 

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I've been with work crews like that SBN, and I was the light! :D :D :D (The aliens mabe me do it!) :D :D <br /><br />And Ross, I think I watched some of them Xtreme sports on ESPN2 - just wasn't quite the same, though.
 
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