SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Before Electricity"<br /><br />As the foreman was inspecting the workmen<br />on site, he was surprised to find one worker<br />hanging from a rope in the middle of the room<br />repeating, "I'm a chandelier, I'm a chandelier."<br /><br />The foreman gives him a stern talking to as the<br />other men watch and orders him back to work.<br /><br />During his next inspection of the same room,<br />again the worker is hanging from the rope doing<br />exactly what he was told not to. <br /><br />Furious at his<br />disobedience the foreman fires him on the spot.<br /><br />To his surprise every worker in the room begins<br />packing up their tools and leaving.<br /><br />He stops one worker and says, "Why are all of<br />you leaving?"<br /><br />To which the reply is, "You don't expect us to work<br />without light do you?"<br />DUHHHHH!!! 