Sunday Humor

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SECRETS TO A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP<br /><br /> 1. It is important to find a man who works around the<br /> house, cooks and cleans, and helps care for the kids,<br /> and who makes money.<br /><br /> 2. It is important to find a man who loves to spend<br /> money on you, and show you a good time.<br /><br /> 3. It is important to find a man who's good in bed and<br /> who loves to have sex with you.<br /><br /> 4. It is important that these three men never meet.<br />__________________________________________________<br />It was the last day of the school year, and Miss Figpot was<br />talking to her fourth grade class. She asked "What will<br />you be doing this summer?"<br /><br />"Me and my family will go to the beach a lot," Suzie<br />answered. "That sounds like fun," said Miss Figpot. <br />"How about you, Emma? What will you do this summer?"<br />"My family just bought new bikes we will ride together."<br />Emma replied enthusiastically.<br /><br />"That sounds lovely," said the teacher. She continued with<br />all her students until she got to Little Johnny in the back<br />of the room.<br /><br />"What will you do this summer, Johnny?"<br />"Nothing," Little Johnny responded timidly.<br />"Nothing? Aren't you going to do anything with your<br />family?" she asked, trying to get Little Johnny to use his<br />imagination. <br /><br />"Nothing." He replied<br />"Will you go to the beach?"<br />"No."<br />"Will you ride bikes?"<br />"No, never!" Little Johnny burst out. "We can never ride<br />bikes together!"<br /><br />"Why not?" said the shocked Miss Figpot.<br /><br />"I don't know," explained Little Johnny, "But dad always<br />says, when mom and sis start 'cycling together', it's<br />time to get the hell out of town."<br />__________________________________________________<br />Quote of the day:<br />"The length of a film should be directly related to the <br />endurance of the human bladder."