SpinnerBait_Nut
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Three couples, an elderly couple, a middle-aged couple and young newly <br />wed couple wanted to join a church. The pastor said, "We have special <br />requirements for new parishioners. You must abstain from having sex for <br />two weeks." <br /> <br />The couples agreed and came back at the end of two weeks. <br />The pastor went to the elderly couple and asked, "Were you able to <br />abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The old man replied, "No problem at <br />all, Pastor." "Congratulations! Welcome to the church!" said the pastor. <br /> <br />The pastor went to the middle-aged couple and asked, "Well, were you <br />able to abstain from sex for the two weeks?" The man replied, "The first <br />week was not too bad. The second week I had to sleep on the couch for a <br />couple of nights but, yes, we made it." "Congratulations! Welcome to the <br />church!" said the pastor. <br /> <br />The pastor then went to the newlywed couple and asked, "Well, were you <br />able to abstain from sex for two weeks?" No Pastor, we were not able to <br />go without sex for the two weeks," the young man replied sadly. "What <br />happened?" inquired the pastor. "My wife was reaching for a can of paint <br />on the top shelf and dropped it. When she bent over to pick it up, I was <br />overcome with lust and took advantage of her right there." "You <br />understand, of course, this means you will not be welcome in our <br />church," stated the pastor. <br /> <br /> "We know," said the young man, "We're not welcome at Wal-Mart anymore <br />either."
