SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Toothbrush"<br /><br />My son RyanT,15, came screaming out of the<br />bathroom to tell me he'd dropped his toothbrush<br />in the toilet. So I fished it out and threw it in the<br />garbage.<br /><br />RyanT stood there thinking for a moment, then<br />ran to my bathroom and came out with my<br />toothbrush. He held it up and said with a charming<br />little smile, "We better throw this one out too then,<br />'cause it fell in the toilet a few days ago."<br /> 
<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Wild Game"<br /><br />I love the outdoors, and because of my passion<br />for hunting and fishing, my family eats a<br />considerable amount of wild game. So much,<br />in fact, that one evening as I set a platter of<br />broiled venison steaks on the dinner table,<br />my ten-year-old daughter looked up and said,<br />"Boy, it sure would be nice if pizzas lived in<br />the woods."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Snow White's Snack"<br /><br />When my daughter was three, we watched<br />Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for the<br />first time. The wicked queen appeared,<br />disguised as an old lady selling apples, and<br />my daughter was spellbound.<br /><br />Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned<br />apple and fell to the ground unconscious. As<br />the apple rolled away, my daughter spoke up.<br />"See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either."
<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Wild Game"<br /><br />I love the outdoors, and because of my passion<br />for hunting and fishing, my family eats a<br />considerable amount of wild game. So much,<br />in fact, that one evening as I set a platter of<br />broiled venison steaks on the dinner table,<br />my ten-year-old daughter looked up and said,<br />"Boy, it sure would be nice if pizzas lived in<br />the woods."<br />__________________________________________________<br />"Snow White's Snack"<br /><br />When my daughter was three, we watched<br />Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs for the<br />first time. The wicked queen appeared,<br />disguised as an old lady selling apples, and<br />my daughter was spellbound.<br /><br />Then Snow White took a bite of the poisoned<br />apple and fell to the ground unconscious. As<br />the apple rolled away, my daughter spoke up.<br />"See, Mom. She doesn't like the skin either."