SpinnerBait_Nut
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WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?<br /> <br />Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of<br />horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are to ever fully<br />understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need<br />symbols that all true Southerners understand, see the list below:<br /> <br />OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but<br />tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can<br />look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere.<br />You can do something good each day if you try.<br /><br />CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from<br />humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself<br />if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins,<br />be<br />careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins<br />are best with Catfish and Okra.<br /><br />BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an<br />overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things,<br />and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything.<br />Needless to<br />say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger.<br />You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right<br />mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.<br /><br />MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that<br />spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the<br />physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here.<br />You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the<br />idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are<br />happy. This might be the year to<br />think about aerobics. Maybe not. <br /> <br />POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with<br />life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and<br />develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so<br />withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably<br />not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare<br />breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are night person<br />and mind your own business. <br /> <br />CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water<br />sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler.<br />Crawfish prefer the<br />beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to<br />the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically,<br />but you have very, very good heads. <br /><br />COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a<br />genius for communication. They love to get in the melting pot of life<br />and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards<br />make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far<br />as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from<br />Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache. <br /><br />CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists<br />in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for<br />loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run<br />fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms<br />to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else,<br />Catfish should stay away<br />from Moon Pies. <br /><br />GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be<br />with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd<br />of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think<br />about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have<br />cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go<br />somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well. You<br />are pure in heart. <br /><br />BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help<br />your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you<br />best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is<br />much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you<br />are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and<br />marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed<br />life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull<br />over and stop for<br />you.<br /> <br />BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party<br />because Butter Beans get along well with everybody.<br />You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of<br />life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next<br />to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon<br />Pies. <br /> <br />ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough<br />exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind<br />inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit,<br />worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with<br />today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about<br />today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior<br />patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is<br />another somewhat kinky mating possibility.<br />__________________________________________________<br />Don't know about everyone else, but I'm a catfish 