Sunday Humor

SpinnerBait_Nut

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WHAT'S YOUR SOUTHERN SIGN?<br /> <br />Some of us Southerners are pretty skeptical of<br />horoscopes and the people that read them. If we are to ever fully<br />understand all the star signs and the people they represent, we need<br />symbols that all true Southerners understand, see the list below:<br /> <br />OKRA (Dec 22 - Jan 20) Are tough on the outside but<br />tender on the inside. Okras have tremendous influence. An older Okra can<br />look back over his life and see the seeds of his influence everywhere.<br />You can do something good each day if you try.<br /><br />CHITLIN (Jan 21 - Feb 19) Chitlins come from<br />humble backgrounds. A Chitlin, however, will make something of himself<br />if he is motivated and has lots of seasoning. In dealing with Chitlins,<br />be<br />careful they may surprise you. They can erupt like Vesuvius. Chitlins<br />are best with Catfish and Okra.<br /><br />BOLL WEEVIL (Feb 20 - March 20) You have an<br />overwhelming curiosity. You're unsatisfied with the surface of things,<br />and you feel the need to bore deep into the interior of everything.<br />Needless to<br />say, you are very intense and driven as if you had some inner hunger.<br />You love to stay busy and tend to work too much. Nobody in their right<br />mind is going to marry you, so don't worry about it.<br /><br />MOON PIE (March 21 - April 20) You're the type that<br />spends a lot of time on the front porch. A cinch to recognize the<br />physical appearance of Moon Pies. Big and round are the key words here.<br />You should marry anybody who you can get remotely interested in the<br />idea. It's not going to be easy. You always have a big smile and are<br />happy. This might be the year to<br />think about aerobics. Maybe not. <br /> <br />POSSUM (April 21 - May 21) When confronted with<br />life's difficulties, possums have a marked tendency to withdraw and<br />develop a don't-bother-me-about-it attitude. Sometimes you become so<br />withdrawn, people actually think you're dead. This strategy is probably<br />not psychologically healthy but seems to work for you. You are a rare<br />breed. Most folks love to watch you work and play. You are night person<br />and mind your own business. <br /> <br />CRAWFISH (May 22 - June 21) Crawfish is a water<br />sign. If you work in an office, you're hanging around the water cooler.<br />Crawfish prefer the<br />beach to the mountains, the pool to the golf course, and the bathtub to<br />the living room. You tend not to be particularly attractive physically,<br />but you have very, very good heads. <br /><br />COLLARDS (June 22 - July 23) Collards have a<br />genius for communication. They love to get in the melting pot of life<br />and share their essence with the essence of those around them. Collards<br />make good social workers, psychologists, and baseball managers. As far<br />as your personal life goes, if you are Collards, stay away from<br />Crawfish. It just won't work. Save yourself a lot of heartache. <br /><br />CATFISH (July 24 - Aug 23) Catfish are traditionalists<br />in matters of the heart, although one's whiskers may cause problems for<br />loved ones. You Catfish are never easy people to understand. You run<br />fast. You work and play hard. Even though you prefer the muddy bottoms<br />to the clear surface of life, you are liked by most. Above all else,<br />Catfish should stay away<br />from Moon Pies. <br /><br />GRITS (Aug 24 - Sept 23) Your highest aim is to be<br />with others like yourself. You like to huddle together with a big crowd<br />of other Grits. You love to travel though, so maybe you should think<br />about joining a club. Where do you like to go? Anywhere they have<br />cheese, gravy, bacon, butter, or eggs and a good time. If you can go<br />somewhere where they have all these things, that serves you well. You<br />are pure in heart. <br /><br />BOILED PEANUTS (Sept 24 - Oct 23) You have a passionate desire to help<br />your fellow man. Unfortunately, those who know you<br />best, your friends and loved ones, may find that your personality is<br />much too salty, and their criticism will affect you deeply because you<br />are really much softer than you appear. You should go right ahead and<br />marry anybody you want to because in a certain way, yours is a charmed<br />life. On the road of life, you can be sure that people will always pull<br />over and stop for<br />you.<br /> <br />BUTTER BEAN (Oct 24 - Nov 22) Always invite a Butter Bean to a party<br />because Butter Beans get along well with everybody.<br />You, as a Butter Bean, should be proud. You've grown on the vine of<br />life, and you feel at home no matter what the setting. You can sit next<br />to anybody. However, you, too, shouldn't have anything to do with Moon<br />Pies. <br /> <br />ARMADILLO (Nov 23 - Dec 21) You have a tendency to develop a tough<br />exterior, but you are actually quite gentle and kind<br />inside. A good evening for you? Old friends, a fire, some roots, fruit,<br />worms, and insects. You are a throwback. You're not concerned with<br />today's fashions and trends. You're not concerned with anything about<br />today. You're almost prehistoric in your interests and behavior<br />patterns. You probably want to marry another Armadillo, but a Possum is<br />another somewhat kinky mating possibility.<br />__________________________________________________<br />Don't know about everyone else, but I'm a catfish :D
 

aspeck

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Guess I'm just boiled peanuts! Was missing your humor Spinner! Thanks for bringing it back!
 

OBJ

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I'm a crawfish. I do like the water ;) I prefer the river to the golf course ;) Mountains is nice but prefer the river ;) <br /><br />How many heads do I have????? :confused:
 

FLATHEAD

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MAN!!!! Boll weevil :rolleyes: Looks like I just found out my wife is not in her right mind :D
 

JB

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Hmmm. I'm on the cusp between coyote and mesquite. . .Oh, that's the Texas Zodiak.<br /><br /> :D
 

eurolarva

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Boiled Peanuts here. Seems pretty right on what your post says. Have you ever noticed that horoscopes never say anything really nasty. Like dont go outside today because you will die in an auto accident. I wonder if they sugar coat it a little because we cant handle the truth.
 

Elmer Fudge

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Hey Spinner, glad to have you back,er...it appears that i'm a chitlin and i'm married to an armadillo :D :D
 

Homerr

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Nope... My horoscope above doesn't even come close to me!<br /><br />Nice try though...<br /><br />H.
 
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