Ross J
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Middle aged woman walks into a bank, over to the teller and asks,"Can I speak to the manager please"?<br />Manager is duly bought to the front and asks if he can help. <br />Woman shows manager a plastic bag full of $100 bills and says she'd like to bank it.<br />During the process the manager asks what she did to earn so much money, she tells him that she gambles.<br />She says,"I'll tell you what, I bet you $20,000 that you have square testicles".<br />"Are you sure you want to bet on this"? manager replies, looking bewildered.<br />"Yep, $20,000 that you have square testicles".<br />The manager accepts and the woman says that she'll be back in the morning with her lawyer for proof.<br />The next morning she turns up with her lawyer in tow and asks the manager to strip and stand on a chair. Manager strips and woman grabs a handfull of his testicles. Sure enough they're round.<br />By this time her lawyer is pounding his head on the desk loking very frustrated. <br />Says the bank manager,"Thats a shame that you lost $20,000, but whys he banging his head on my desk?"<br />"Thats OK, says the woman, I lost to you, but I bet my lawyer $200,000 that I'd have my bank managers testicles in my hand by morning tea time. thank you very much".<br /><br />Ross
