Take the Bait

JGREGORY

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This is on Doc's site also.<br />-------------------------------------------------<br /><br />It was a cold winter day, when an old man name spinner_bait_nut walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite. <br /> <br />He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy named jgregory walked out onto the ice, cut a hole in the ice not too far from spinner_bait_nut and dropped in his fishing line. It only took about a minute and WHAM! a Largemouth Bass hit his hook and the boy pulled in the fish. <br /> <br />Spinner_bait_nut couldn't believe it but figured it was just luck. But, jgregory dropped in his line and again within just a few minutes pulled in another one. <br /> <br />This went on and on until finally spinner_bait_nut couldn't take it any more since he hadn't caught a thing all this time. <br /> <br />He went to jgregory and said, "Son, I've been here for over an hour without even a nibble. You have been here only a few minutes and have caught about half a dozen fish! How do you do it?" <br /> <br />Jgregory responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rrarm." <br /> <br />"What was that?" spinner_bait_nut asked. <br /> <br />Again jgregory responded, "Roo raf roo reep ra rums rarrm." <br /> <br />"Look," said spinner_bait_nut, "I can't understand a word you are saying." <br /> <br />So, jgregory spit into his hand and said, "You have to keep the worms warm!"
 

KennyKenCan

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Re: Take the Bait

Alright jgregory,<br /><br />You've come up with better than that!<br /><br />Kenny
 
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