SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Talking Dog for Sale"<br /><br />In Tennessee, a guy sees a sign in front of a house:<br /><br />"Talking Dog for Sale."<br /><br />He rings the bell, and the owner tells him the dog is in the backyard. <br /><br />The guy goes into the backyard and sees a black mutt just sitting there.<br /><br />"You talk?" he asks.<br /><br />"Yep," the mutt replies.<br /><br />"So, what's your story?"<br /><br />The mutt looks up and says,<br /><br />"Well, I discovered this gift pretty young; and I wanted to help the government, so I told the CIA about my gift, and in no time they had me jetting from country to country, sitting in rooms with spies and world leaders, because no one figured a dog would be eavesdropping."<br /><br />"I was one of their most valuable spies eight years running.<br />The jetting round really tired me out, and I knew I wasn't getting any younger and I wanted to settle down. So I signed up for a job at the airport to do some undercover security work,<br />mostly wandering near suspicious characters and listening in, I uncovered some incredible dealings there and was awarded a batch of medals."<br /><br />"Had a wife, a mess of puppies, and now I'm just retired."<br /><br />The guy is amazed. He goes back in the house and asks the owner what he wants for the dog.<br /><br />The owner says, "Ten dollars."<br /><br />The guy says,"This is amazing. Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?"<br /><br />The owner replies, "He's such a liar..........<br />He didn't do any of that stuff." 
