LadyFish
Admiral
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- Mar 18, 2003
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10. "They told me at the Blood Bank this might happen."<br /><br />9. "This is just a 15 minute power nap they raved about in the time management course you sent to me ."<br /><br />8. "Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You probably got here just in time."<br /><br />7. "I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new business strategy."<br /><br />6. "I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance."<br /><br />5. "I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work-related stress. Are you discriminatory toward people who practice Yoga?"<br /><br />4. "Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out how to handle that big accounting problem."<br /><br />3. "Did you ever notice sound coming out of these keyboards when you put your ear down real close?"<br /><br />2. "Who put decaf in the wrong pot?"<br /><br />NUMBER ONE best thing to say if you get caught sleeping at your desk........<br /><br /><br />Raise your head slowly and say, "...in Jesus name, Amen." 