SpinnerBait_Nut
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This one is for the people that live in the great state of Tennessee, or one's that might be driving thru. 
<br /><br />Tennessee Sheriff's Patrol <br /><br />Two men are driving through Tennessee when they get pulled over by a Deputy Sheriff. Bubbakat walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. <br /><br />Snapperbait rolls down the window and WHACK, Bubbakat smacks him in the head with the stick. <br /><br />"What the hell was that for?" Snapperbait asks. <br /><br />"You're in Tennessee, boy," Bubbakat answers. <br />"When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." <br /><br />"I'm sorry, officer," Snapper says, "I'm not from around here." Bubbakat runs a check Snapper's license--he's clean--and gives the Snapper's license back. <br /><br />Bubbakat then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. OBJ rolls down the window and WHACK, Bubbakat smacks him on the head with the nightstick. <br /><br />"What'd you do that for?" OBJ asks. <br /><br />"Just making your wish come true," replies Bubbakat. <br /><br />"Making WHAT wish come true?" OBJ asks. <br /><br />"Because I know," Bubbakat says, "that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to Snapperbait and say, 'I wish that a-hole would've tried that stuff with me!'"
<br /><br />Tennessee Sheriff's Patrol <br /><br />Two men are driving through Tennessee when they get pulled over by a Deputy Sheriff. Bubbakat walks up and taps on the window with his nightstick. <br /><br />Snapperbait rolls down the window and WHACK, Bubbakat smacks him in the head with the stick. <br /><br />"What the hell was that for?" Snapperbait asks. <br /><br />"You're in Tennessee, boy," Bubbakat answers. <br />"When we pull you over, you better have your license ready when we get to your car." <br /><br />"I'm sorry, officer," Snapper says, "I'm not from around here." Bubbakat runs a check Snapper's license--he's clean--and gives the Snapper's license back. <br /><br />Bubbakat then walks around to the passenger side and taps on the window. OBJ rolls down the window and WHACK, Bubbakat smacks him on the head with the nightstick. <br /><br />"What'd you do that for?" OBJ asks. <br /><br />"Just making your wish come true," replies Bubbakat. <br /><br />"Making WHAT wish come true?" OBJ asks. <br /><br />"Because I know," Bubbakat says, "that two miles down the road you're gonna turn to Snapperbait and say, 'I wish that a-hole would've tried that stuff with me!'" 
