SpinnerBait_Nut
Honorary Moderator Emeritus
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Texas Air Control Tower<br /> <br />Dallas ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 911 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R."<br /><br />Saudi Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R - Allah be Praised !!"<br /><br />Dallas ATC "Tower to Iran Air 711 -- You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."<br /><br />Iran Air: "Thank you Dallas ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great !!"<br /><br />Pause: Static.............<br /><br />Saudi Air: "DALLAS ATC! DALLAS ATC!!!"<br /><br />Dallas ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 911?"<br /><br />Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFT FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS!!! WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE!!! INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE!!!<br /><br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br /><br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Dallas ATC: Well bless your hearts. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- ya hear?.<br />Enough said. 
