Texas vs. Australia

[LadyFish]

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation, where he meets an Aussie farmer and gets to talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field.<br /><br />The Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large back home."<br /><br />They walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle.<br /><br />The Texan immediately says, "We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows back home."<br /><br />The conversation has almost died, when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field.<br /><br />He asks, "And what are those?"<br /><br />The Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have any grasshoppers back home?"<br />

 

[kenimpzoom]

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<br /><br />Ken

 

[Vlad D Impeller]

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[Limited-Time]

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Mate

 

[Chief101]

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[orca]

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G,day and from down under

 

[Triton II]

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Hey Whaley... are you getting iboats on broadband or dial-up? BTW, good joke LF!

 

[orca]

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Broadband, Why did you ask? Dunnarunna asked the same question last week. What is the reason?

 

[Dunaruna]

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So far, a couple of dozen aussies/NZer's are having intermittent problems logging into iboats, it's been going on for a month or so.<br /><br />Could be broadband issues, could be hackers from asia (it has happened before). Maybe telstra haven't paid their bills .<br /><br />I wonder if admin know what's going on????????????