SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Drowning"<br /><br />Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man started to scream for help. A trout fisherman ran up.<br /><br />The man said, "My wife is drowning, and I can't swim.<br /><br />Please save her! I'll give you a hundred dollars."<br /><br />The fisherman dove into the water. In ten powerful strokes, he reached the woman, put his arm around her, and swam back to shore. <br /><br />Depositing her at the feet of the man,<br />the fisherman said, "Okay, where's my hundred?"<br /><br />The man said, "Look, when I saw her going down for the third time, I thought it was my wife. But this is my mother-in-law."<br /><br />The fisherman reached into his pocket and said, "Just my luck. How much do I owe you?" 
<br /><br />Have a good week-end.
<br /><br />Have a good week-end.
