The Budgeting Process (An Insight Into Accounting Humor)

[jtexas]

The analysts submitted the budget to their managers saying, “This is one stinking crock of ****.” <br /><br />The managers brought the budget to the directors and said, “Here is the budget, but it is a bucket of excrement that smells to high heaven.” <br /><br />The directors met with the executives, telling them “Look, this budget is a container of manure with an extremely offensive odor.” <br /><br />The executives presented the budget to the Board, explaining, “Our budget is full of very strong-smelling fertilizer.”<br /><br />The Board held a press conference and announced, “This year’s plan is fertile ground, ripe with the sweet smell of success.”

 

[kenimpzoom]

Re: The Budgeting Process (An Insight Into Accounting Humor)

<br /><br />Aint it sad how people paint rosy pictures for their boss.<br /><br />I never do, I tell it like it is. Thats why I never go up the ladder only sideways (not that I want to anyway).<br /><br />Ken

 

[NYMINUTE]

Re: The Budgeting Process (An Insight Into Accounting Humor)

We have a term for people as Ken described:<br /> Suckup.

 

[JGREGORY]

Re: The Budgeting Process (An Insight Into Accounting Humor)

That sounds just like the State of NJ budget proposal.