The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert

[jcsercsa]

This is an urgent announcement!
The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly
contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by
hand, and even electronically. This virus is called Weary Overload
Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of
your colleagues, or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT.
This virus will wipe out your private life completely. If you should come
into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or
both of the antidotes- Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and
Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until
WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. You should immediately forward

this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been

infected and WORK is controlling your life.


lol John

 

[JCF350]

Re: The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert

Makes me glad I left the "WORK" force three years ago!

 

[waterinthefuel]

Re: The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert

Now that was funny.

 

[mike64]

Re: The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert

Another antidote is Beneficial Outdoor Anti-work Therapy (BOAT). Take with plenty of water.

 

[boatradioman]

Re: The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert

lol,that was really funny.

 

[Limited-Time]

Re: The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert

Work hoovers..............................'course no work is even worse.