SpinnerBait_Nut
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"Chicken Farming"<br /><br />A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he<br />was going to give up the city life, move to the country,<br />and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used<br />chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next<br />door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor<br />came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming<br />isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give<br />you 100 chickens."<br /><br />The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later<br />the new neighbor stopped by to see how things were<br />going. The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100<br />chickens died."<br /><br />The neighbor said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've never<br />had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."<br /><br />Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stops in<br />again. The new farmer says, "You're not going to believe<br />this, but the second 100 chickens died too."<br /><br />Astounded, the neighbor asked, "what went wrong? What<br />did you do to them?"<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Well, says the new farmer, "I'm not sure whether I'm<br />planting them too deep or not far enough apart."