The City Slicker

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"Chicken Farming"<br /><br />A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he<br />was going to give up the city life, move to the country,<br />and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used<br />chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next<br />door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor<br />came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming<br />isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give<br />you 100 chickens."<br /><br />The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later<br />the new neighbor stopped by to see how things were<br />going. The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100<br />chickens died."<br /><br />The neighbor said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've never<br />had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."<br /><br />Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stops in<br />again. The new farmer says, "You're not going to believe<br />this, but the second 100 chickens died too."<br /><br />Astounded, the neighbor asked, "what went wrong? What<br />did you do to them?"<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />.<br />Well, says the new farmer, "I'm not sure whether I'm<br />planting them too deep or not far enough apart."
 

tylerin

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Re: The City Slicker

Whoo, I thought this was going in another direction
 

ebbtide176

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Re: The City Slicker

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<br />ok, i will try to save this with a slant to the oldie:<br /><br />WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD???<br /><br /> Colin Powell 's Answer:<br />This is not about whether inspectors made sure the chicken crossed the road, it's about the willingness of the chicken to cross the road voluntarily. <br /><br /> (former) Iraq Information Minister:<br />There is no such chicken trying to cross the road, and there never has been any such chicken. <br /><br /> Howard Cosell's Answer:<br />It may very well have been one of the most astonishing events to grace the annals of history. An historic, unprecedented avian biped with the temerity to attempt such an herculean achievement formerly<br />relegated to homosapien pedestrians is truly a remarkable occurrence. <br /><br /> Jack Nicholson's Answer:<br />'Cause it (censored) wanted to.<br />That's the (censored) reason. <br /><br /> Johann Friedrich von Goethe's Answer:<br />The eternal hen-principle made it do it. <br /><br /> Johnny Cochran 's Answer:<br />Because the road was black and the chicken was white. We must acquit. <br /> <br /> :rolleyes:
 
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