The difference between cats and dogs.

achris

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The three main differences between cats and dogs are as follows:<br /><br />1) Call a dog and it comes. Call a cat and it says "Leave a message, I'll get back to you"<br /><br />2) A dog thinks "this person cares for me, feeds me, grooms me. He must be God". Cat thinks "this person cares for me, feeds me, grooms me. I must be God"<br /><br />3) Dogs have owners, cats have servants.<br /><br />Chris.........
 

gonfishn

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

Should never start a thread with the word cat with me..Normally i get threads poofed after a time..Now where is that kitty cat shoot um up game..Here kitty kitty..
 

tylerin

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

Dogs wait to crap outside<br />Cats wait to crap inside
 

ndemge

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

gonfishn.... between the 2 of us, we've poofed enough cat threads.... and those that didn't poof sure nuf were hijacked :) <br /><br />........ na, will let this one go......maybe.
 

skeezx01

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

know how to make a cat sond like a dog?<br />dowse im with lighter fuel and toss on a lit match,<br />WOOF ;)
 

gonfishn

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

I am a teln ya don't start..a few of us gots some ammo believe me.. :D
 

skeezx01

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

ok ok to even things out...how do ya make the dog sound like the cat?<br />put him in the deepfreeze for day, take im out and run through the table saw<br />meeeowww ;)
 

gonfishn

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

Not yet Ndemge..I know your wanting to pull the trigger.. :D
 

gaugeguy

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

Originally posted by gonfishn:<br /> Not yet Ndemge..I know your wanting to pull the trigger.. :D
C'mon guys, let the cat out of the bag :D
 

ndemge

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

pic_cat_bag.gif
 

gonfishn

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

Knowing that GaugeGuy is an ex Marine Ndemge I am sure he has got a perimeter set up ta ambush us..How good a shot are ya GG??
 

Barlow

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

lol..oh man ..<br /><br />the difference between dogs and cats ...<br /><br /><br />heeeeeeere kitty-kitty....<br /><br /><br />
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:D :p
 

Barlow

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

lol ....take your pick ndemge.... heeeeere kitty kitty<br /><br /><br />
377ts
<br /><br /><br /> :D :D :D :p
 

samagee

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

That cat has one HELL OF A VIEW! What lake is that?
 

ndemge

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Re: The difference between cats and dogs.

JB's gotta love being admin on his Dialup on this thread!
 
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