The fishes

[tylerin]

A Mr Lady fish wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife, Ladyfish,<br />> something nice for their first wedding anniversary.<br />><br />> So he decided to buy her a cell phone.<br />><br />> He showed her the phone and explained to her all of its features.<br />><br />> Lady fish was excited to receive the gift and simply adored her new phone.<br /><br />>The next day Lady fish went shopping. Her phone rang and, to her astonishment, it was her husband on the other end.<br /><br />>"Hi, Hun," he said, "how do you like your new phone<br />Lady fish replied, "I just love it! It's so small and your voice is clear as a bell, but there's one thing I don't understand though..."! <br /><br />>"What's that, sweetie?" asked her husband.<br /><br />>"How did you know I was at Wal-Mart?"<br />><br />><br />>

 

[gaugeguy]

Re: The fishes

"Fly away little Starling, fly, fly, fly"

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: The fishes

Incoming again.

 

[gonfishn]

Re: The fishes

I second that Spinner...Its bad enough that LadyFish thought that smart tabs could be used for personal use and now this..<br /><br />When she starts slamming in on you don't expect any backing from many of us here..<br />

 

[ehenry]

Re: The fishes

Yall know that theres a females hand hiding out there in space somewhere thats going to just appear and slap the taste outta somebodies mouth on this one.

 

[ChrisMcLaughlin]

Re: The fishes

Duck!!!!!! Here it comes!!!!!

 

[Mr.Ladyfish]

Re: The fishes

She's out on a screening and we have to go to t-ball after work so I figure you got about 20 to 24 hours to get your affairs in order Tylerin.

 

[ChrisMcLaughlin]

Re: The fishes

Saved, at least for now.

 

[mellowyellow]

Re: The fishes

SBN stole MY line <br />can't be worse than reply crabby got, can it ?

 

[LadyFish]

Re: The fishes

Why I never !

<br /><br />At least he said "his beautiful blonde wife, Ladyfish", that gets him off the hook this time.

 

[snapperbait]

Re: The fishes

I saw just the title "the fishes", and without even reading it, new exactly where it was going... <br /><br />Laughed so hard I blew iced tea out my nose... Dang Tylerin... <br /><br />I'm so glad LF and Mr.LF are such good sports..

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: The fishes

While we are on the subject.<br /><br />A brunette is standing on some train tracks, jumping from rail to rail, saying "21," "21," "21." <br /><br />A blonde walks up, sees her and decides to join her. She also starts jumping from rail to rail, saying "21," "21," "21." <br /><br />Suddenly, the brunette hears a train whistle, and she jumps off the tracks just as the blonde is splattered all over the place. <br /><br />The brunette goes back to jumping from rail to rail, counting, "22," "22," "22."

 

[LadyFish]

Re: The fishes

SBN.......

 

[tylerin]

Re: The fishes

23,23,23

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: The fishes

A blonde was in Vegas vacationing with friends. She was standing in front of the candy machine and put two coins in, turned the knob and a candy bar fell out.<br /><br />She picked up the candy bar and put it in her pocket, then she proceeded to put two more coins into the slot and turned the knob, again a candy bar fell out and she put it in her pocket.<br /><br />She put two more coins into the machine and again turned the knob producing yet another candy bar.<br /><br />A man was watching from a short distance away and walked up to her. He said, "Excuse me Miss? What are you doing?"<br /><br />She said, "Duh! I'm winning here!"

 

[Jdeagro]

Re: The fishes

SBN;<br /><br />Be nice!

 

[jim phillips]

Re: The fishes

SBN<br />It's been nice knowing you all this time it is a shame that you are dead now

 

[SpinnerBait_Nut]

Re: The fishes

A blonde goes for a job interview in an office. The interviewer starts with the basics. "So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?"<br /><br />The blonde counts carefully on her fingers for half a minute before replying. "Um ... 22."<br /><br />The interviewer tries another straightforward one to break the ice. "And can you tell us your height, please?"<br /><br />The young lady stands up and produces a measuring tape from her handbag. She then traps one end under her foot and extends the tape to the top of her head. She checks the measurement and announces, "Five foot two!"<br /><br />This isn't looking good so the interviewer goes for the real basics; something the she won't have to count, measure, or lookup. "Just to confirm for our records, your name please?"<br /><br />The blonde bobs her head from side to side for about fifteen seconds, mouthing something silently to herself, before replying, "Mandy!"<br /><br />The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, so he asks, "What were you doing when I asked you your name?"<br /><br />"Oh, that!" replies the blonde," I was just running through that song, 'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you...'."