A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected: <br /> <br /> a half gallon of 2% milk, <br /> a carton of eggs, <br /> a quart of orange juice, <br /> a head of romaine lettuce, <br /> a 2 lb. can of coffee, <br /> and a 1 lb. package of bacon. <br /> <br />As she was unloading her items onto the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the items in front of the cashier. <br /> <br />While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk calmly stated with a little slur in his speech, "You must be single." <br /> <br />The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was indeed <br />single. She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the <br />drunk to her marital status. <br /> <br />Curiosity getting the better of her, she said, "Well, you know what, you're absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know that?" <br /> <br />The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
