The Last Word (funny)

LadyFish

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A man was tired of being bossed around by his wife; so he went to a psychiatrist/counselor. The psychiatrist said he needed to build his self-esteem, and gave him a book on assertiveness, which he read on the way home.<br /><br />He finished the book by the time he reached his house. Gathering up all his gumption, he stormed into the house, went up to his wife, and pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, I expect a sumptuous dessert afterwards. Then, after dinner, you're going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And, when I'm finished with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"<br /><br />"The funeral director," she said. :p
 

JGREGORY

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Re: The Last Word (funny)

:eek: :D :eek: :D :eek: :D <br /><br />That sounds like a house I know... Not Mine Of course. ;) :p
 

JB

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Re: The Last Word (funny)

Zymergy?? :D
 

LadyFish

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Re: The Last Word (funny)

Thank you EF. Personally, I just can't get enough of these male bashing jokes. ;) :p
 
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