The letter

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Dear Ma and Pa: <br />> <br />> I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine <br />> <br />> Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up <br />> <br />> quick before maybe all of the places are filled. I was restless at first <br />> <br />> because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m., but am getting so I <br />> <br />> like to sleep late. <br />> <br />> Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot and <br />> <br />> shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to <br />> <br />> split, fire to lay. Practically nothing. Men got to shave but it is not <br />> <br />> so bad, there's warm water. <br />> <br />> Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon, <br />> <br />> etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, <br />> <br />> pie and other regular food. But tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit <br />> <br />> between two city boys that live on coffee. Their food plus yours holds <br />> <br />> you till noon, when you get fed again. It's no wonder these city boys <br />> <br />> can't walk much. <br />> <br />> We go on "route" marches, which the Platoon Sergeant says are long walks <br />> <br />> to harden us. If he thinks so, it is not my place to tell him different. <br />> <br />> A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home.. Then the city <br />> <br />> guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks. The country is nice, <br />> <br />> but awful flat. The Sergeant is like a schoolteacher. He nags some. <br />> <br />> The Capt. is like the school board. Majors and Colonels just ride around <br />> <br />> and frown. They don't bother you none. <br />> <br />> This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals <br />> <br />> for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a <br />> <br />> chipmunk head and don't move. And it ain't shooting at you, like the <br />> <br />> Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and <br />> <br />> hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes. <br />> <br />> Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to <br />> <br />> wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they <br />> <br />> break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm <br />> <br />> about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in <br />> <br />> Silver Lake.. He joined up the same time as me. But I'm only 5'6" and 130 <br />> <br />> pounds and he's 6'8" and weighs near 300 pounds dry. <br />> <br />> Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers <br />> <br />> get onto this setup and come stampeding in. <br />> <br />> Your loving daughter, <br />> <br />> Gail <br />>
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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After reading that one SBN, your are the Harbor Master of Humor! :D Was that a Jessica Lynch letter home?........SS
 

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SS, notice name, GAIL<br />Duhhhhhhhhh. :p <br /><br />edit: BTW, Jessica has enough recognition going on now.<br />Talks are in the works about a movie.<br /><br />Gewhiz, what about all the one's that died?<br /><br />What about a movie about them?<br /><br />Give me a break.
 

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Yes I did..... :D Thought maybe Jessica's middle name was Gail. Thats the way it was back home. Everyone went by their first name in the military, and at home they were called by their middle name as to not cause any confusion.<br /><br />Example:<br />Robert Earl Smith<br />Robert Joesph Smith<br />Robert Arthur Smith<br />Robert James Smith<br />Robert John Smith<br /><br />My neighbors down the road from where I grew up had all their sons named that way. For Real!....SS
 

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Then excuse my last statement SS.<br />My middle name is Earl also, but people just call me errrrrrrr---never mind. :D
 

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Come to think of it Jessica lives not to far from where I grew up. I come from Racine, Ohio. Down river about 15 miles from Ravenswood WVA.
 

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Well you got time if you run real fast to get in the movie with her. ;) <br /><br />You could play the doctor that told people where she was. :D
 

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nah, just cause shes a pretty one<br /><br />if she was some butt ugly chick, she would languish in obscurity ....<br /><br />like the rest of the world!<br /><br />I wonder if shes got a southernish accent?<br /><br />ah sho nuff luvs dem accents, lol
 

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Sorry it took so long to respond. Had to pick myself off the floor on that one..lmao and shaking my head at the Harbor Master.. :D :D
 
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