Bassy
Lieutenant Commander
- Joined
- Aug 15, 2003
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Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden<br /> feeling very lonely.<br /> <br /> So God asked him "What's wrong with you?"<br /> <br /> Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.<br /> <br /> God said He was going to make Adam a companion<br /> and it would be a woman.<br /> <br /> <br /> He said "This pretty lady will gather food for you, she'll cook for<br /> you & when you discover clothing, she will wash it for you.<br /> <br /> She'll always agree with every decision you make, won't nag you & will<br /> always be the first to admit she's wrong when you've had a<br /> disagreement, she'll praise you!<br /> <br /> She'll bear your children.<br /> <br /> and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night<br /> to take care of them.<br /> <br /> "She will NEVER have a headache & will freely give you<br /> love & passion whenever you need it."<br /> <br /> Adam asked God "What will a woman like this cost?"<br /> <br /> God replied "An arm and a leg."<br /> Adam asked "What can I get for a rib?"<br /> <br /> Of course the rest is history...<br /> 
