LadyFish
Admiral
- Joined
- Mar 18, 2003
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50 F (10 C)<br />Californians shiver uncontrollably.<br />Canadians plant gardens.<br /><br />35 F (1.6 C)<br />Italian Cars won't start.<br />Canadians drive with the windows down.<br /><br />32 F (0 C)<br />American water freezes.<br />Canadian water gets thicker.<br /><br />0 F (-17.9 C)<br />New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.<br />Canadians have the last cookout of the season.<br /><br />-60 F<br />Mt. St. Helens freezes.<br />Canadian Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.<br /><br />-100 F (-73 C)<br />Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.<br />Canadians pull down their ear flaps.<br /><br />-173 F (-114 C)<br />Ethyl alcohol Freezes.<br />Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.<br /><br />-460 F (-273 C)<br />Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops.<br />Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"<br /><br />-500 F (-295 C)<br />Hell freezes over.<br />The Toronto Maple Leafs win the Stanley Cup.<br /><br />
