The Picture On The Nightstand

Hooty

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>The picture on the night stand <br />> > > > > > > <br />> > > > > > > After a long night of making love this guy rolls over and wa looking <br />> > > > > > > around when he noticed a framed picture of another man on the night <br />> > > > > > > stand by the bed. <br />> > > > > > > Naturally, the guy began to worry. "Is this your husband?" he inquired <br />> > > > > > > nervously. <br />> > > > > > > <br />> > > > > > > "No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him. <br />> > > > > > > <br />> > > > > > > "Your boyfriend then?" he asked. <br />> > > > > > > <br />> > > > > > > "No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear. <br />> > > > > > > <br />> > > > > > > "Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy. <br />> > > > > > > <br />> > > > > > > Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the surgery." <br /><br />c/6<br /><br />Hooty
 

Bart Sr.

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Re: The Picture On The Nightstand

HOT DANG THAT'S A GOOD ONE!!!!!! :D :D :D :D
 

dkondelik

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Re: The Picture On The Nightstand

AAAAAAARRRGGGGGGGGGG!<br />(dint c that 1 cummin)
 

KennyKenCan

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Re: The Picture On The Nightstand

The only thing that thing would have seen was smoke, as I raced out the door, never turning to look back either! :eek: <br /><br />AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH !!
 

NOSLEEP

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Re: The Picture On The Nightstand

wooooh! Now theres a scary thought. :eek:
 

bubbakat

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Re: The Picture On The Nightstand

That is top shelf hooty. If that happened to me i would make sure no one ever knew about it :D :eek:
 

Homerr

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Re: The Picture On The Nightstand

Ahhh...Dang....<br /><br />I didn't need that mental picture....<br /><br />WOW!!<br /><br />Nice one... :eek: <br /><br />H
 

SS MAYFLOAT

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Re: The Picture On The Nightstand

I hate them surgeon's that do those things! :eek: <br /><br />There should be a LAW!<br /><br />SICK!<br /><br />But one dang on good joke... ATTA BOY Hooty
 
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