The redhead.

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A young redhead goes into the doctor's office <br />and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it. <br />Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me." <br />She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and <br />screams in agony. She pushes her knee and <br />screams. Everywhere she touches makes her scream. <br />The doctor says, "You're not really a redhead, are you?" <br />"No," she says, "I'm actually a blonde." <br />"I thought so," the doctor says. "Your finger is broken".
 
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A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." <br /><br />"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.<br />"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.<br />The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"<br />"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter<br />Then She started to sing <br />"Andy walks with me! <br />Andy talks with me! <br />Andy tells me..."
 
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Originally posted by SBN:<br />A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, "Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test." <br /><br />"Oh, No!" she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy.<br />"Who was God's son?" said Saint Peter.<br />The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said "Andy!"<br />"That's interesting... What made you say that?" said Saint Peter<br />Then She started to sing <br />"Andy walks with me! <br />Andy talks with me! <br />Andy tells me..."
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Saint Peter then asks the blonde "What is God's name?"<br />The blone replies "That's easy. Howard"<br />Again, Saint Peter is puzzled, so the blonde continues, "You know, as in 'Our Father who art in heaven, Howard be thy name...'"
 
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Hijacked again. :(
 
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Yabut Ladyfish!<br /><br />You aren't a redhead are you?? :)
 
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yall better watch out that blonde has a club in her hand and from the way she swings it she knows what she is doin.
 
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A man is dining in a fancy restaurant and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her. Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air, and hands it back.<br /><br />"Oh my, I am so sorry, " the woman says as she pops her eye back in place. "Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you, " she says.<br /><br />They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would like to come to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.<br /><br />They had a wonderful, wonderful time. The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed! Everything had been SO incredible!<br /><br />"You know, " he said, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this nice to every guy you meet?"<br /><br />"No, " she replies. . . . .. . . .<br /><br />"You just happened to catch my eye. " :p
 
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3 Blondes were walking along when they came across some tracks.<br />The first one says " These look like dear tracks"..<br />The 2nd ones says.. Nahh "They are more like lion tracks"<br /><br />The third.. being a bit smarter says " Don't be silly.. there are no<br />lions here. They must be bear tracks"<br /><br />Just at that moment.. a fast approaching train ran them over. :rolleyes:
 
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