A young blonde woman decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had no lessons or prior experience. <br />She mounts the horse, unassisted and the horse immediately springs into action.<br />As it gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, the blonde begins to slip from the saddle.<br />In terror, she grabs for the horse's mane, but cannot get a firm grip. <br />She tries to throw her arms around the horse's neck, but she slides down the side of the horse anyway!<br />The horse gallops along, seemingly impervious to its slipping rider. Finally, losing her frail grip, the blonde attempts to leap away from the horse and throw herself to safety.<br />Unfortunately, her foot becomes entangled in the stirrup, and she is now at the mercy of the horse's pounding hooves! Her head is struck against the ground over and over. <br />Her head is battered against the ground and she is mere moments away from unconsciousness! <br />To her great fortune, Frank, the Wal-Mart greeter, sees her predicament and unplugs the horse 
