With Scottish blood flowing in my veins , I guess its ok to tell one on your own !!<br /><br />A Scotsman asks the dentist the cost for a tooth extraction.<br />"£85 for an extraction sir," was the dentist's reply.<br />"£ 85!!! Huv ye no' got anythin' cheaper?"<br />"That's the normal charge," said the dentist.<br />"Whit aboot if ye didnae use any anesthetic?"<br />"That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock £15 off."<br />Whit aboot if ye used one of your dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?"<br />"I can't guarantee their professionalism and it'll be painful. But the price could drop to £40."<br />"How aboot if ye make it a trainin' session, ave yer student do the extraction with the other students watchin' and learnin?"<br />"It'll be good for the students," mulled the dentist. "I'll charge you £5. But it will be traumatic."<br />"Och now yer talkin' laddie! It's a deal," said the Scotsman."Can ye confirm an appointment for the wife next Tuesday then?"
