LadyFish
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A priest and a pastor from the local churches are standing by the side<br />of the road, pounding a sign into the ground, that reads: "The End Is Near!<br /><br />Turn Yourself Around Now--Before It's Too Late!"<br /><br />As a car sped past them, the driver yelled, "Leave us alone, you<br />religious nuts!" From the curve they heard screeching tires and a big<br />splash. The pastor turns to the priest and asks, <br /><br />"Do you think the sign<br />should just say "Bridge Out?" 